October 2009
2 posts
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’s anagram name is JAUNTIEST GENTLEMAN TAUNTER
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a badass cartoon series back in the day but, like all awesome things, has since been ruined.
Chris Wollard And The Ship Thieves’s anagram name is HARLOT’S PINHEADED WITCH SHRIVELS
Christ Wollard And The Ship Thieves is not only the side project of Hot Water Music’s own Chris Wollard but also fuel for Angie Makos’ raging boner.
September 2009
55 posts
Executive Producer Dick Wolf’s anagram name is DE LUXE CORRUPT OF WICKED VICE.
Dick Wolf is an American Emmy Award-winning producer, specializing in crime dramas such as Miami Vice and the Law & Order franchise. He also has the best name ever. Seriously. Imagine a dick wolf.
Jesus Christ’s anagram name is SUCH JEST SIR
Uncanny. Submitted by Panda.
Cordazar Calvin Broadus’s anagram name is ZINC AS CARDBOARD VALOUR
C.C. Broadus is better known as Snoop Dogg.
Patrick Star’s anagram name is TRACK RAPIST
Patrick has a degree in Wumbology.
My Bedroom Is Like For Artists’s anagram name is MISFIT OR DREAMLIKE SOB STORY
Matt Canino’s life?
Propagandhi’s anagram name is HAD A RING POP
Propagandhi is a Canadian “progressive thrash” band that is on Facebook a lot.
John Cusack’s anagram name is CAJUN SHOCK
If Anagram Names contributor Lindsay Yuris’ Youtube account name is any indication, she’d like John Cusack to give her a little cajun shock! If you catch my meaning.
Axl Rose’s anagram name is ORAL SEX
A likely story.
Edward Cullen’s anagram name is CRUDE AND WELL
The things I’ll do to get Anagram Names to show up in Google results, I swear…
Lawrence Gene “Larry” David’s anagram name is WELL-EARNED, DIRE VAGRANCY
Larry David is one of the most inspired comedic geniuses of our time. He was the brains behind at least 90% (by Jerry’s estimate) of the quintessential American sitcom, Seinfeld, and is currently starring in his own HBO series, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Maryn Jones’s anagram name is JOY! MANNERS
Maryn Jones tells really bad jokes but plays really good music. You should type her into your search bar.
Wellington Jacobs’s anagram name is JOB GENITALS CLOWN
Wellington is the pet axolotl of Anagram Names’ own Noah!
Catherine Julia Nestor’s anagram name is IN THORNIER EJACULATES
Cate is afraid that people are going to Google her name. Keep dreaming.
Mitch Clem’s anagram name is HMM! CELTIC
Mitch Clem never updates My Stupid Life or Nothing Nice To Say.
Todd Rockhill’s anagram name is HOT, DROLL DICK
Todd is full.
Heather Gabel’s anagram name is EH! THE ALGEBRA
Heather Gabel is an artist but is best known for touring with Alkaline Trio and having a douchebag of a husband.
Stephen Merchant’s anagram name is ENCHANT THE SPERM
Mr. Merchant is a graduate of the prestigeous University of Warwick in Coventry. Since graduating, he has come to dominate a number of entertainment mediums including radio as the co-host of The Ricky Gervais Show and television as the co-creator of both BBC’s The Office and HBO’s Extras, the latter in which he also stars.
Marilyn Monroe’s anagram name is IN LORE, MY NORMA
Marilyn’s real name was Norma. Then who was phone?!
Stevie Wonder’s anagram name is ER, DOESN’T VIEW
Way too fucking soon.
Boston, Massachusetts’s anagram name is CHUMS TOSS TEA AT SNOBS
Boston is the largest city in Massachusetts, as well as the capitol! Incidentally, you might remember it as the place that the Boston Tea Party went down.
T.S. Eliot’s anagram name is TOILETS
T.S. Eliot was a well-known poet and I bet most high schoolers wish they could toss his works into the toilet.
Seattle, Washington’s anagram name is HE’S GETTIN A SLOW TAN
Seattle is the largest city in Washington, but not the capitol.
Tom Delonge’s anagram name is GENTLE DOOM
Tom Delonge is the frontman of Blink 182 and would probably love to know that this is his anagram name.
Osama Bin Laden’s anagram name is A DAMN ALIEN S.O.B
Oh shoot, this blog is probably going to come up on a lot of Truthers’ websites now.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s anagram name is VOTE FOR LANDON ERE ALL SINK
An interesting campaign strategy.
Axl Rose’s anagram name is ORAL SEX
lol.
Shaquille O’Neal’s anagram name is SQUEAL IN A HELLO
Shaq is best known for playing basketball, most notably as a member of the Orlando Magic and Los Angeles Lakers. Recently, he was denied entry to the White House.
The United States Of America’s anagram name is ETHNICS? A FEARSOME ATTITUDE
United States Of America’s anagram name is DINE OUT, TASTE A MAC, FRIES
Nothing to see here, folks.
Thomas Rodgers’s anagram name is RED HOT ORGASMS
Tommy is the brother to Noah’s girlfriend Kayti. He is joining a frat. Coincidence?
Drew Curtis’s anagram name is WEIRD CRUST
Drew Curtis runs a website called Fark.
Richard Dawkins’s anagram name is DISHRACK DARWIN
Richard is a British ethologist, evolutionary biologist and popular science author as well as a prominent critic of creationism and intelligent design.
Nuno Pereira’s anagram name is RAPE ON URINE
Nuno took a piss in every ocean, so fuck the world.
Milo Aukerman’s anagram name is I’M AN OK MAULER
Milo is my hero. Also, I think he was in a band once or something.
Robert Zimmerman’s anagram name is MMM, BIZARRE TENOR
Or, as he is better known: Bob Dylan’s anagram name is BALD, BONY
Holden Joseph Christopher Yuris’s anagram name is OH JESUS! TRENDY, RICH PHILOSOPHER
Holden is the coolest 4-year-old ever. He loves The Falcon, Dead Milkmen, and Fake Problems.
Jason Alexander’s anagram name is RELAXED AS JOANN
Jason Alexander is, was, and will forever be George Costanza. No word yet on who Joann is.
Erik Petersen’s anagram name is PERKIER, TENSE
Erik is the brains and voice behind Philadelphia, PA’s Mischief Brew. He also runs a record label called Fistolo Records and is a very nice man.
Chuck Klosterman’s anagram name is MALE SKUNK CROTCH
Chuck Klosterman is known as one of our generation’s greatest living non-fiction writers. He used to write for Spin Magazine but now has a number of books to his credit, including Fargo Rock City and Killing Yourself To Live.
Cassandra Tera Sofia Cook’s anagram name is SCARFACE SOAKS ADORATION
Cassandra is a panda, cleverly disguised as a 17-year-old girl with a lust for epic tits.
Joshua Cantara’s anagram name is OUCH! JAR A SATAN
Joshua is a duck.
George Michael Bluth’s anagram name is HUGE, BLOTCHIER GLEAM
George Michael Bluth is a sixteen year old Caucasian male. His mom died.
Christine Jensen’s anagram name is IN JEERS IN STENCH
Which pretty much means she smells bad and people mock her for it. When she’s not doing that, Christine is our first follower!
Gorgoroth Hannah’s anagram name is HOORAH! NORTH GANG
Gorgoroth is the as-of-yet unborn offspring of Propagandhi guitarist and Mats Sundin bonerer Chris Hannah.
Billie Joe Armstrong’s anagram name is JAIL BORING MOLESTER
Billie Joe plays guitar and sings in Pinhead Gunpowder, plus Foxboro Hot Tubs and The Network. And that’s about it.
George Rebelo’s anagram name is BORE GLEE OGRE
George Rebelo is… pretty much a bore glee ogre. Uncanny.
Angie Makos’s anagram name is SNAKE AMIGO
Angie Makos is probably best known for her work as a dirty pirate hooker.
Chris Wollard’s anagram name is SHRILL COWARD
Chris used to play in Hot Water Music and about a million other bands including Rumbleseat and The Blacktop Cadance. Now he heads Chris Wollard and The Ship Thieves.
Brandise Wollard’s anagram name is WIN RARE ODDBALLS
Brandise is a 32-year-old Asian “anti-model” currently residing in the utopian Los Angeles, Saskatchewan. Go Gators!